Shillelagh O' Grady's the
Best that we've got
He'll tickle your women
And smoke all your pot
At first it seems fuzzy
But then it's so clear
Shillelagh O' Grady just
Ran outta beer
He's not very happy
And sometimes gets slappy
He's just like his pappy
But isn't as nappy
So if you don't want to go
From cheer to fear
Then pour him a cold one
Or he'll start to sneer

Shillelagh O' Grady and
His wife Shenanee
Come in on the daily
With their daughter Haley
Sometimes they behave
And sometimes they get crazy
But that's what you get
When your brain is all hazy
Shillelagh O' Grady's one
Hell of a guy
He'll tell you a joke
And poke you in the eye
He's older and bolder
And still he is spry
He'll fill up your pint
But he won't ever buy

Shillelagh O' Grady is right
On the cusp
Of learning the secrets
Of everyone's lust
There's only one problem that
He has alone
He can't make his worm
Turn up in
To a bone
He still tries to thrust
As if it was a mush
But he just
Couldn't shake off
The amount of rust
Since he shant remember
That long and lost ember
Shillelagh O' Grady just
Cut off his member

Shillelagh O' Grady's the
Best that we've got
He'll tickle your women
And smoke all your pot
At first it seems fuzzy
But then it's so clear
Shillelagh O' Grady just
Ran outta beer
He's not very happy
And sometimes gets slappy
He's just like his pappy
But isn't as nappy
So if you don't want to go
From cheer to fear
Then pour him a cold one
Or he'll start to sneer

Shillelagh O' Grady and
His wife Shennenay
Come in on the daily
With their daughter Haley
Sometimes they behave
And sometimes they get crazy
But that's what you get
When your brain is all hazy
Shillelagh O' Grady's one
Hell of a guy
He'll tell you a joke
And poke you in the eye
He's older and bolder
And still he is spry
He'll fill up your pint
But he won't ever buy

Shillelagh O' Grady is right
On the cusp
Of learning the secrets
Of everyone's lust
There's only one problem that
He has alone
He can't make his worm
Turn up in
To a bone
He still tries to thrust
As if it was a mush
But he just
Couldn't shake off
The amount of rust
Since he shant remember
That long and lost ember
Shillelagh O' Grady just
Cut off his member